When I was young I would totter around life with my trainers like they were glued to my tootsies, even to dinner and other occations (I had some dam classic sneakers). Alas the hight fairy didn’t grant me my wish for growth, and I stayed relatively the same hight as I was when I was 14, trainers are a no more.
But look whats that! Adidas of all people have come to my aid, with some hideous monstrosity. But worry not my friends, when one trainer heel arrives, more shall follow.
Ever taken your washing to the laundrette and felt the strain on the old biceps? Well worry not, basket shoes! Yes, pop your dirty linen in the bottom compartment and stroll with pride and leisure. I feel more relaxed already.
Do you love the planet? Well I’m kinda partial to it, I’ve gotten used to this old ball of rock over the years. With this handy fashion forward shoe you can help seed the earth as well as freak out bystanders as you go. Of course this isn’t for wearing, but it would be amusing to see someone trotter past in a pair of these, as they try to seed the pavement.
I think it would be easier to wear the heal on the left as a flat rather then high, and words cannot describe the one on the right, gobsmacked.
I have been labelled comical yet impractical many times myself, yet this pair of naughty toe warmers, seem difficult to pin when to wear. My brothers bar mitzvah? Coffee with that old friend I haven’t seen for a few years? Or maybe when I’m feeding the ducks. Either way top marks to cheeky, wavy hand for usage
In a world packed with shoes with beauty, the ugly ducklings always seem to slip through the cracks. Maybe these shoes provide a service, to make us gasp in wonder at the great whilst we remember this monstrosity.